We started with the BSD devil, dressed in bondage gear, whipping the other operating systems (represented by a japanese school girl) into submission. This unfortunatly was thrown out as too "controversial". No bother, our brilliant design team took this all in stride and came back with a second more witty and more hilarious idea than the first. So funny evidently that the guys in HR wouldn't even let me tell you what it is for fear of a law suit. This only propted the team to go the extra mile and put together a shirt that literallly depict the essence of BSD 4.11. A hand drawn dial that actually goes not only to ten but to eleven!! What awesome power, what a statement! There are really no good reasons why we didn't go with this shirt. But who doesn't like black. We paraded the "charcoal" design in front of our approval team. The responses ranged from Billy's "simple, beautiful, classic," to Bob's "It’s like a black mirror" to David’s "It looks like death" to Frank's "How much more black could this be? and the answer is ‘None. None...more black’ " to David’s "This is something you put around your arm. You don’t put this on your back. This shirt rocks. This one right here. The one you are about to buy. Even your parents will like it. |
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